Friday, May 29, 2009


A little traveling carnival is in town right now. I took my grandson and a couple of his friends there last night. As I stood and watched them ride all the rides I noticed that all the ride operators reminded me of this guy:

minus the mullet of course.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

You Know You're Full Of Shit, Right?

Rep. Paul Broun, R-GA, was on Fox and Friends yesterday touting his proposal to have Congress officially designate 2010 "The Year of the Bible", and he had an interesting rationale for it:

Broun: Well, it's all about freedom, actually. The Bible was the basis of our laws, it was the basis of the Constitution of the United States, the Declaration of Independence -- the Bible was the founding source.

Thought of the Day

You know you are deep in the hills of Arkansas when you find yourself on Cooterneck road.


Friday, May 22, 2009

Screw It

I'm going to Heber Springs.

Have a great Memorial Day weekend!


Thursday, May 21, 2009

I'm a Fan

of this site:

Most posts are about sex or vomit...sometimes both.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Random Thoughts

Not posting of late. Lots of stuff happening on the homefront.

Just a couple of rambling thoughts:

If it would just quit raining for a few days I can finish planting my vegetables.

Who gives a shit if the President likes spicy or Dijon mustard on his burger? I guess he should have used good old American "French's" mustard.

Since when does the loss of "only" 539,000 jobs seen as a good thing?

I want gays to get married. Misery loves company.

Fox news should change its name to the "We hate President Obama" channel.

I will be lost without Lost.

While on the subject of TeeVee, my favorite shows:

1. Lost - of course
2. Reaper - More people should watch this show. Ray Wise as the Devil. Funny.
3. Fringe - The X-Files on steriods.
4. Rescue Me - The best show on tv.
5. My Name is Earl - Rednecks and trailer park humor. What could be funnier?
6. 30 Rock - That's what could be funnier.
7. Big Bang Theory - Who would have thought geeks could crack me up?
8. Two and a Half Men - Jon Cryer is the new Jerry Lewis.

Give a holler to Monkeyfister and the Ornery Bastard. You'll be glad you did.