Friday, May 29, 2009

Carnival

A little traveling carnival is in town right now. I took my grandson and a couple of his friends there last night. As I stood and watched them ride all the rides I noticed that all the ride operators reminded me of this guy:


minus the mullet of course.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

You Know You're Full Of Shit, Right?

Rep. Paul Broun, R-GA, was on Fox and Friends yesterday touting his proposal to have Congress officially designate 2010 "The Year of the Bible", and he had an interesting rationale for it:

Broun: Well, it's all about freedom, actually. The Bible was the basis of our laws, it was the basis of the Constitution of the United States, the Declaration of Independence -- the Bible was the founding source.

Thought of the Day

You know you are deep in the hills of Arkansas when you find yourself on Cooterneck road.

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Screw It

I'm going to Heber Springs.

Have a great Memorial Day weekend!

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

I'm a Fan

of this site: http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

Most posts are about sex or vomit...sometimes both.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Random Thoughts

Not posting of late. Lots of stuff happening on the homefront.

Just a couple of rambling thoughts:

If it would just quit raining for a few days I can finish planting my vegetables.

Who gives a shit if the President likes spicy or Dijon mustard on his burger? I guess he should have used good old American "French's" mustard.

Since when does the loss of "only" 539,000 jobs seen as a good thing?

I want gays to get married. Misery loves company.

Fox news should change its name to the "We hate President Obama" channel.

I will be lost without Lost.

While on the subject of TeeVee, my favorite shows:

1. Lost - of course
2. Reaper - More people should watch this show. Ray Wise as the Devil. Funny.
3. Fringe - The X-Files on steriods.
4. Rescue Me - The best show on tv.
5. My Name is Earl - Rednecks and trailer park humor. What could be funnier?
6. 30 Rock - That's what could be funnier.
7. Big Bang Theory - Who would have thought geeks could crack me up?
8. Two and a Half Men - Jon Cryer is the new Jerry Lewis.

Give a holler to Monkeyfister and the Ornery Bastard. You'll be glad you did.